He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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