Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
