I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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