Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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