It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
