she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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