My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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