Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
