Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
