a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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