People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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