yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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