Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I want to stick my p in your. b.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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