Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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