Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Randomize
