So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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