The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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