So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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