420 ftw
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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