hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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