Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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