that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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