I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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