Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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