i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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