I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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