When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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