Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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