Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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