STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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