i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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