Operation Purity has been aborted
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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