I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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