just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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