dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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