She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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