I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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