just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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