that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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