Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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