His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
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Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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