uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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