Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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