what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
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Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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