This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm going to jail i love you
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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