Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.