I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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