Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit