yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.