College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door