I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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