Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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