Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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