Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
We need to rekindle our bromance
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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