we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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