My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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