In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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