umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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