i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
