My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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