Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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