You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
