he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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